Me and My Cum

I've done this sort of thing many times since then, but this story recounts my first experience of this kind.

It's something you hear very often among men. When I'm really horny, I often have an intense desire to eat my own cum. It always seems at the time as if it would make for the most erotic ending possible. Unfortunately, the desire usually vanishes quickly once I actually have some cum to eat. Not always. Sometimes I do taste a little finger-full. Other times I've cum into a glass and drunk the stuff soon after I've finished. And when I was younger, and could actually get my cock near enough to my face to lick the tip, I would occasionally cum into my mouth. But while all of those experiences were pleasurable enough, wouldn't it really be nice to be able to drink my cum while I was still horny and still had that intense desire?

A while ago, I read a story about a woman who had her husband save up several ejaculations worth of cum, frozen in a wine glass, so they could 'use' them all at once. When the big day arrived, they defrosted the preserved ejaculate and played until he came in the glass one last time, at which point she drank the 'three ounce cocktail'. The guy who was relating the story said it was the most erotic thing he'd ever seen his wife do. It's hard not to believe him.

I realized after reading that story that I could put the same idea to use myself, so I set out to save up some of my cum. I masturbated into a plastic container a total of sixteen times over three weeks, which provided me with about a half a cup of frozen jizz. (A typical ejaculation yields a teaspoon to a tablespoon of cum: from 1/6 to 1/2 an ounce.) The problem then was to find a time when I could put it to use. I was obviously going to need some privacy, and a fair bit of time. That finally came during the summer. My daughter was at her mother's and my wife was out of town for work. I was able to clear a whole Monday for myself.

I started out the day looking at some porn, reading some stories, and so forth, getting myself real good and horny. After a few hours of that, I had some lunch and then grabbed a few DVDs and some sex toys and headed for the den. I grabbed an old futon we stash under a bed and put it on the floor in front of the television.

It was then realized that I'd forgotten to do the most important thing: I hadn't taken the cum out of the freezer. There was now no way that it was going to defrost on its own. So I took the lid off the container and put it into the microwave, set for defrost. Once it was done, I had a little drink and realized immediately that either the microwave method of defrosting cum was not a very good one or I'd rather overdone it. The cum had defrosted, to be sure, but it also seemed to have cooked a bit, as some bits got kind of congealed. That made the texture really weird, and it kind of made me gag. The only thing I can really compare it to would be undercooked egg-white, and I really don't care for undercooked egg-white. But it was OK so long as I didn't try drinking too much at once. So I took another sip or two and figured I'd make the best of it.

I poured the cum into a large wine glass and took it into the den with me. I put on a DVD I'd made from downloaded videos of women masturbating (my favorite subject) and got myself ready. I'm a big fan of anal masturbation and prostate massage, and that was what I had in mind for today. The first thing to do was to loosen myself up a bit, so I inserted a decent-sized but not too large butt-plug and lay back to watch a couple of women get themselves off while squeezing and releasing my anus on the butt-plug.

Once my ass felt like it was ready, I took out the plug. It had been a long time since I'd had a good butt-fucking, and I was really looking forward to it. I've always found that it increases the intensity of the sensation if I can get some pressure on my balls, and the best way I've found to do that is to use some kind of cock-and-ball strap. My favorite, at that time, was something called "Infinite Possibility". It's one long strap with lots of snaps that you can wrap around both your (or your partner's) nuts and the shaft. It makes for a gentle sort of pressure, at least at the looser setting.

Once I was properly strapped up, I lubed up a dildo and slid it into my now begging ass. Man, did it feel good. I started slowly, but as the woman on the screen started giving it to herself hard I followed right along, lifting my hips up off the futon and plunging that dildo deeper into my butt, all the while searching for just the right angle to get maximum stimulation of my prostate. After a while, I found it and had the tip banging into my prostate on the way in and then the shaft moving over it on the way out, in and then out, with the tip popping across it again as it withdrew. When the woman on the screen went silent and then rigid and exploded in an intense orgasm, I had a small one myself.

I had a couple more sips of my cum and pondered what I should do with it all. It wasn't getting any less congealed, so it was clear that I wasn't going to be drinking it all. Or very much of it, to be truthful. But then another story I'd read popped into my head. There are dildos that will “cum” when you squeeze a bulb or whatever, and this guy had saved up some of his cum and used it to fill his squirting dildo so he could have a load in his butt. I didn't have a squirting dildo, but there had to be something I could use. I decided I'd try a condom. I had a few of those handy anyway, since I often put them on my sex toys to make clean-up easy. So I poured some cum into one, pushed out the extra air, and stuck the open end into my butt. It took a bit of doing, but I was finally able to push the cum past my sphincter and into my ass. It felt good as it went in, and I felt hot as hell with a load or two of my cum in my butt. I plunged the dildo back into myself and got up on my knees to give myself a proper pounding. The cum made for a very good lubricant, and it felt real sexy as the cum started seeping out of my ass and running down my crack and over my balls. My cock was bouncing back and forth, hard as a rock, and as the latest woman on the screen had her orgasm, I had another little orgasm, too, pre-cum streaming out of my dick.

By now, I was nearly insane with arousal, and somewhere along the way I'd decided exactly what I was going to do with all that cum. I lay down again on my back, the dildo still deep in my butt, took another small sip from the glass, and poured a couple of loads of cum right onto my stomach. I rubbed it around my torso and, especially, onto my cock and balls. It was slippery, and the room now smelled strongly of sex. I poured another few loads onto my chest and then rubbed that around, too, scooping some of it up with my fingers to taste, and smearing it onto my face.

It was time to get serious. I navigated the DVD to the scenes with one of my favorite models, 'Alexi', a redhead with a cute face, small, firm tits, and a devastating smile. I took the dildo out of my butt and inserted what was then my most sure-fire vibrator, a thin 'waterproof' model that, crucially, has the vibrating mechanism right at the tip. I turned it to high and quickly found the right angle to get maximum contact between the vibrator and my prostate. Between those incredible sensations, the vision of Alexi finger-fucking herself to heaven, and the thought, sight, and smell of me covered in several loads of my own jizz, it wasn't long at all before the tension rose within me and then, all of a sudden, the familiar pulsing began. My butt started contracting on the vibrator, my prostate started pumping pre-cum out of my cock, and Alexi and I were moaning in ecstasy together. That orgasm must have lasted twenty or thirty seconds, and when I came down I knew there were plenty more to come.

I poured some more cum onto myself, rubbed it around my stomach and chest, coated my cock and balls, creamed my legs, spread it onto my face, and licked my fingers. Then I got going with the vibrator, and it wasn't be long before I was cumming again. I repeated that same pattern two more times, and by now I was really a sight to see. I had a good ten loads of cum smeared on my body.

I was just about satisfied, so the next orgasm I had would be my last, and it would be an ejaculatory one. I only had a little bit of cum left, and I knew where I wanted it. Despite all the cum I'd scooped up and spread on my face, there really wasn't much there. I wouldn't be a real cum-slut without a cum-covered face, so I poured just a little more cum onto my dick, to use as lube, and poured the rest of it, which was probably three loads worth or so, onto my forehead and let it run down my face. I thought I might cum right then, but I managed to hold it off. When I'd settled down, I grabbed my dick with my right hand and rubbed my cum all around my face with my left hand. It didn't take long before the seventeenth load of cum was added to the rest that were in me or on me. I lay back and rubbed that one into my skin, too, and then lay there a while longer, just basking in the afterglow and reflecting on all I'd done with myself.

Finally, I got up and had a nice, hot shower. When I got out and started to dry myself, I realized that I still smelled strongly of cum. So I got back into the shower. It took another long, hot, shower to finally clean myself off.