Cumming In My Pants

I seem to go through a lot of 'phases' with my wanking habits. Lately, I've been really into cumming in my pants, that is, not taking my cock out of my pants but rubbing myself through my pants, or underwear, until I cum. I'm not really sure why, but I've come that way pretty much every time I've wanked for the last week or two, and I did it intermittently a month or two before that. I think one of the reasons I like doing it is that it seems really horny, kind of out of control, and that's all the more true of one of the ways I've been cumming of late. But more of that later.

Cumming While Vacuuming

One of my chores in my house is vacuuming. My wife does the dusting, and other such things, and I follow her around with the vacuum. Sometimes, I'll instead do the vacuuming the next day, especially if I'm planning to work at home and we're cleaning late.

Some years ago, I read a story—maybe it was in My Secret Garden—about a woman who did her household chores while wearing a strap-on vibrator. By the time she had finished, she'd had a good number of orgasms. That always sounded like a great way to make an otherwise uninteresting activity a lot more fun, and it's a story that's stuck with me over the years. I've often wished there was some way I could do something similar. But, being a guy, I've never been able to figure out how. Oh, there have been things I've tried. I've vacuumed with a butt plug stuffed in my ass, and I've vacuumed wearing a cock-and-ball strap, but, while those have made my work a little more interesting, it's not exactly the same. I once tried putting a vibrator in my underwear, wrapping a wide, cloth belt around it to hold it close to my cock, but that was kind of awkward and didn’t really work, anyway. What’s worse, if I actually did cum, I would make a mess and then have to clean that up! (Wearing a condom didn't seem an attractive option.)

Me and My Cum

I've done this sort of thing many times since then, but this story recounts my first experience of this kind.

It's something you hear very often among men. When I'm really horny, I often have an intense desire to eat my own cum. It always seems at the time as if it would make for the most erotic ending possible. Unfortunately, the desire usually vanishes quickly once I actually have some cum to eat. Not always. Sometimes I do taste a little finger-full. Other times I've cum into a glass and drunk the stuff soon after I've finished. And when I was younger, and could actually get my cock near enough to my face to lick the tip, I would occasionally cum into my mouth. But while all of those experiences were pleasurable enough, wouldn't it really be nice to be able to drink my cum while I was still horny and still had that intense desire?

Three Ounce Cocktail

This is not a story I wrote. It's one I found on Usenet many years ago and saved. From what I can tell, it is no longer available on the web, so I'm posting it here. I refer to it in a story of my own, so I want people to be able to read it.